The "V"

Almost twenty years now, I never knew what this huge “V” word is. I thought it was like some festival. I never knew rather I was least interested to know what it was. I never bothered. Like I should have cared what it was the last year but it didn’t feel anything different or special anyway. But hence I am in college it feels like knowing somethings like this one.
This year started with no crushes and no feelings. Honestly I didn’t want to have any crushes or feelings. Past experience was awful. Sometimes honestly I wanted to have feelings but I kept reminding myself that I didn’t want them and that they aren’t made for me. This year people actually thought that I had shook hands with my past and started spreading rumors which never took place and will never take place.


To all of my dear friends,
You should know I never swallow what I spit. I consider my self-respect first and I apply my brains than my heart. From the time I was born till the time now I have never got back to the things that I have left. It’s like ‘once gone’ implies ‘gone forever’, being it friends, relatives etc... So don’t think craps, assume craps, make craps, and circulate craps.
Thank you.

Now, college is a place where the least you can learn is the course subject and maximum you can learn is the love subjects. Since a drastic change has got into me. I have started looking around in college. I have started to take a glance around which I didn’t use to before. I sit at a staircase every morning recess, near artificial grass and look around. I find so many couples, nowadays free shows too. It’s so easy to make out who is behind whom, who loves whom, who all are going on, who hates who and who is like me. Well only my best friend in my college is like me in the entire college, at least in this matter for sure.
The Love story in my college goes like…
Some fell in love ragging kartay kartay
Some fell in love exam main copy kartay kartay
Some fell in love beauty dekhtay dekhtay
Some fell in love rose queen dekhtay dekhtay
Some fell in love make ups dekhtay dekhtay
Some fell in love answers detay detay (receptionist)
Some fell in love padhatay padhatay
Some fell in love last bench pe baithtay baithtay
Some fell in love kt lagaty lagatay
Some fell in love message kartay kartay
Some fell in love books uthatay uthatay
Some fell in love canteen main food share kartay kartay
Some fell in love phone call kartay kartay
Some fell in love gate pe khday hotay hotay
Some fell in love dance kartay kartay
Some fell in love games kheltay kheltay
Some fell in love staircase pe baithtay beithay
Some fell in love music bajaty bajatay
Some fell in love sports dekhtay dekhtay
Some fell in love clothes ke size dekhtay dekhtay
Some fell in love shape compare kartay kartay
Some fell in love bike aur scooty pe college atay atay
Some fell in love workshop main metal file kartay kartay
And so on…
Now what should I say. There is no reason you can’t fall in love at college. Even if you don’t have good people around you or even if you don’t want to fall in love… you will fall in love.

C = Contest = College = Canteen = Couples = Craps

Nowadays relationships are like contests. Everyone wants to win the trophy of being popular. Like Popular? WTF. But yes it’s true. Some love stories are too silly. I just smile and laugh at them. Some are serious. Some are the ones which get recycled. Some are the ones with no combination at all. Some are the true ones. Most of them are show offs. Some are all about beauty. Some are about sex and drugs. Some are made of each other. Some are never to last forever. Some are funny. Some are like “what?”. Some are like whatever and so many other types. You won’t believe how much crap I missed in the first semester. There are absolutely too many things to laugh at. I missed how dumb people can be and how lucky one can be.

Anyways. So this year is pretty good for the people around me and I am trying to make things pretty good with me too. Many rather most of my friends have got a valentine this season. It’s so nice to see them happy and away from the fear of upcoming results. Most of my friends have valentines who are their boyfriends/girlfriends. But what about the rest of my friends who don’t? They aren’t happy. Everyone wishes to have a valentine every season. But only a handful of them get the opportunity to have them. So I guess it’s not fair.

I, being an awesome person ( ;p ), am playing CUPID! Like I don’t have any other work in life, so out of boredom I am making everyone happy. So I predicted many couples and at least for a day they can be their valentines. Like valentines is not about sharing a relationship. It’s about sharing honesty, love, friendship and care. So why can’t someone be a person who is honest, friendly, loving and caring for a day. So I displayed my list of all the people who are my friends, paired them up for at least one day so that have a happy valentine this season. I hope everyone is asking the other person out and making their day special along with others. It feels so good when you make someone happy; at least it does to me. I want the whole world to be happy and loving to maintain peace and brotherhood.

You know what? I love you all. And I know you all love me too coz I am so awesome. Thank you! Thank you! So make me happy by staying happy and making others happy too.


A very warm huggiiee to everyone this valentines.
Happy Valentines to everyone in Advance!
*batting eyelashes*